She was the first girl which I saw naked.
Even if she was only seven years old I had an exciting feeling.
What could be more mysterious than the first girl, with whom you play doctor.
I do not know how to explain this - cosmic force or simple fact ..
... that after seeing my sausage she ran screaming.
But whatever it is, Alison and I were made for each other.
We were the perfect couple. And when her family moved to another city, ..
... I knew - someday fate bring us together again.
Burke.
Burke Landers.
It's me, Alison. Alison MacAlister.
Of all the canteens of all schools in the world we chose one that day.
It was a perfect romance.
I met the most beautiful school girl.
And the coolest of all - we are still played the doctor.
For the first time in my life I was in love. And I knew it would last forever.
How I was a nerd.
Sixteen months and three days later.
Need to talk.
You know, everything in life, ..
... even the best ...
... goes on as usual. Right?
The bread is getting stale, the fashion is leaving, ..
... death comes.
Well...
Do you remember our first kiss?
Feeling sparks?
Yes.
Now kiss.
All feelings ...
... gone
Burke.
I collected your things.
So it will be easier.
Thank.
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My parents are Frank and Beverly were on television show "Amorous Affairs."
The name sounded cool.
This is the maximum pleasure. for both partners.
For sure. See you Face to face pose allows you to achieve greater intimacy.
Kulio knows what it is about, right? What do you say? Want to try?
We will be back after the ads.
- You asked for CD. - Thank you, son.
The guests are crazy, when we don't have their music.
You came home early yesterday.
Just not flat.
All good with alison?
No, not at all. Can we talk about this?
Burke, you know the rule. When the cat's soul, it is necessary ...
- Do not simplify everything. - I see we have a topic?
Frank, dear, our Burke problem with alison.
What is strained, son? Are your communication channels clogged?
- Misunderstanding? - Code dependency?
No, nothing like that.
Five minutes to air.
- Sex! - Sex!
She left me.
Poor baby!
This is not the best place to talk about it.
- I am going home. - Come off, man.
Come off in full! Look what kind of chicks - cool, tall.
Hey, that's my sister!
Hey, trasher, back off from my sister and roll your lips.
What are you not in pajamas, not at home in bed?
Just think, I'm a year younger than you.
You gave me a birthday present, as an adult. Roller Skates.
- A great gift. - Right.
- Say something you want? - Not.
Come on, Basin, there is one guy promised to pierce us free navels.
What?
“God, he's here.” He's here. - Well?
Gnu! I told him that I would leave town. He's freaking out if he sees me.
Al, you are a free woman. Do not you think, is it time for him to get used to it?
But you would see his face, Meg, he was depressed.
“He needs time to get over it.” - Alison, and you got sick?
To help?
Who is it? Wow!
- Are you the first time in the States? - Well ...
Lucky, yes?
Guys, listen as it flooded this scarecrow.
My father is a foreign ambassador. Last years I was abroad.
In Shanghai, in the Netherlands.
By the way, when I lived in Amsterdam, I traveled touring with the pop group Swing Town Ledz.
I knew I saw him.
What is his accent? Says like Madonna.
- She is here. - Who, Madonna?
Not. Alison
Fine.
No no no no. You will not go to her.
Going to her is anyway That stick member in a meat grinder.
You just make her a slave forever. Why do you need it? Forget!
Felix, I go on writing longer what are you dating girls
- I catch. - Thank.
- Everything is good? - Yes. Now yes.
Yes, be careful in this crush. Glad I caught you.
I'm glad too.
I invite you to dance.
She's not your girlfriend anymore, man.
Maybe this is not so bad. Does not matter in a year you will go to different schools.
What were you going? Marry? Hey, who's marrying school friends? Rave.
- And do not say, Macaulay Culkin. - I'll call her.
Not!
Do not even think about it! You have to respect yourself.
You've called her forty times.
- Get out! - Heck!
He called himself "Sniper".
The heat of love.
What did he say when he gave you?
Invited ...
...on a date.
Do not be so indecisive mumble.
This guy is gorgeous.
“Oh, how fun to see you again!” - Burke, do not, tie.
Oh my God!
- Burke! - You're looking at me, as if not familiar.
I know my best friend is with you now.
Removes your dress, sleep puts with you.
Oh, Alison!
I can not believe you year met this jerk.
Crazy! Now, from the bucket of the scale!
I heard? Neighbors are yelling at you already.
Oh, Alison! My goal you are!
Burke, your goal sucks.
And a little to the left. To the left, do you think which way?
If you obey instinct and make on the contrary, we get what we need.
- I just... - Is it really that difficult? How lonely I am!
- I am doing my best. You're embarrassing me. - And you scare me! Do you understand?
How do you dress in the morning? You what get dressed while you're lying dead?
"Rock musical on a summer night"?
Classic Shakespeare in modern rock processing.
Hello.
My God, where did you get this number?
Can not be!
Or the guy has no taste, or he hates us.
I think both.
Lazario, like after a lobotomy? More fun?
Hi Hi.
What are these smiles?
A week ago, you were sleeping, thumping and crying about broken heart. Passed exams, or what?
No, everything is flunked.
Hello girls
“Sorry, man, but it's a terrible sight.” - No, just below the pleasant.
You see! Yes! Right! Wants to twist with this clown, let it, right?
- Yes, let it be so far. “What does that mean?”
If I lose Alison, I want so it was not so crap. Clear?
Probably, Alison for no reason fell in love this guy There is something in it.
Yes, probably.
Come on, Lenders, wake up finally! Good stroke, Dashing Legs.
God, he is with her again.
How can you take a person seriously with such an accent?
Burke, admit you're burned.
I do not think. I will still stretch with this back street fight.
Well, the trick, Landers - to catch the ball face.
So it goes on - you will do dribbling ass.
Burke.
Burke, wait. Burke. Show me what's with you.
Go to the gym.
Burke, explain.
I do not understand how you could replace me with this guy.
Burke, ..
...No one will replace you.
It's just time to move on.
So you are doing well with this ... this sniper?
No, just everything ... otherwise.
He is not like all the guys of his age.
He is a creative person, and ...
And we'll even go and try. on ... rock musical ... together.
Slop Theater.
No, not slop.
So we will be patient in testing, because this is an ordinary cross for love ...
I understand this murk through the word.
Burke!
- Hello. - What do you have with your face?
Long story.
"A dream in a summer night"? Will you try on the show?
Yes, sort of.
Well, if you're serious about it, I can help.
True?
Did you hear her songs? She is cooler than Josie Mitchell.
- Johnny Mitchell. - I ... I'll be glad.
So ... tomorrow ... coffee?
Yes. Coffee is super.
- It goes. - Until.
Until.
- If you are serious about this, I can help. - Shut up.
- What?
“Seen Dennis staring at me again?” - Saw. Not that word.
So first you need to choose monologue for listening.
Here is a good one - Lysander.
She did not see Hermie! Sleep, Hermia! I really don't need you.
No, do not read like a psalter. So it is not is done. Calmly Let's start from the beginning, okay?
It's hard to understand, but when you drive in in history - very nothing.
So...
Hermia, the main character - very rich and a beautiful girl ..
... which lives with strict parents in Athens.
Hermias has everything can dream a girl.
Cool clothes, good figure, and she can Twirl any guy who wants.
But of all the Athenian guys ...
... Hermia gave her heart to the beautiful noble youth Lysander.
Everything would be wonderful if it were not for Dimetry.
Hermie's father has already given his daughter a hand.
He is just as handsome and charming like Lysander. Maybe even more.
He will stop at nothing, to make Hermia his wife.
Lysander is in the span.
Thanks I got it. Got it.
- You are very lucidly explained. - This is the beginning.
Kelly, I'm not going get an Oscar for it.
I'm trying to get my girlfriend back.
Hai! Hello! Hello new faces.
How are you feeling? I'm doctor desmond Forrest Oats, the dean of the arts and your God.
The purpose of our event is separate the wheat from the chaff.
And I think we can hit discovery of a new sparkling star.
Among you can be found new peter wong.
Hi, Petey. Cool T-shirt.
Those of you who do not qualify, I beg you not to despair.
Become the scene workers.
And if you've ever talked to workers, you know how great it is.
Just kidding, just kidding.
All because of you - that's the problem.
Everything will be very, very simple. We will start with singing.
So shake your diaphragms, kids.
It's time to amaze.
Look at me, do not you want -
You will melt my soul with your smile.
Do not look that outside heart only you know -
I will give love if you look inside.
Oh, cute, cute. Who wrote?
I myself.
I'm sorry, what are you waiting for applause?
This sample, not a concert.
Who is next? Berkeley Scrumfeld.
"Sniper" from the group "Swing Town Ladz", if I am not mistaken.
“You know your heroes, sir.” - I'm watching pop music.
Sucks.
If you do not mind, I will accompany myself.
Write it down.
Dedicated to the closest girlfriend.
Oh, how fun to see you again!
You look at me as if you are not familiar.
I know my best friend is with you now.
Removes your dress, sleep puts with you.
Alison
... you will not leave me!
Alison
- ... you are my goal. - He is the best, the best that we have seen.
You are my goal.
Very good, Mr. Sniper. Just wonderful.
This, this - wow!
- So, if there is nobody else ... - There is.
- Not understood... - Burke Landers. Came to the sample.
Ah, Burke Landers.
Joy to me.
I want to read the monologue from the second scene of the third act.
I can't wait, but first I need to listen to singing.
Sorry?
On trial, Mr. Lenders, first everyone sings and reads later.
Jessica, can you help me? I ... I ... I ... drowning in quicksand with this guy.
- You'll sing first. - You'll sing first.
Anything?
And at least the anthem.
Stay a little more with me, a little more ...
Pogro-oh-ohm, Mr. Lenders. A little louder.
Stay a little longer with me, a little more.
Kiss for a little while ...
... but better till the morning.
So I would like to be with you ...
Together all night long.
In a dream I see a miracle - you are still here for a short time. with me a little more.
We are together again - this is ours. magic cha-a-as!
He will bring us together!
- Yes. - How are you?
I sit and watch Chester fucking a ficus.
Is this an expression?
No no no no ex girl left her dog for a couple of weeks.
It looks like he has some hormonal disorders.
Wow.
- Kelly at home? - What?
“Kelly, is your sister at home?” - What for?
She really helped me today. Call her, okay?
Okay. Wait.
Burke Landers. Since when do you call my friends?
From today.
- Hey ... - How are you?
Well, you ... spoke.
- Sorry. I thought you knew about singing. - How did I know?
You're doing fine.
Tell that to Alison?
- Well, I hope you will play. - What?
Felix?
No need to puff!
Hello.
So miss me!
Let go!
Let go.
Sorry. Thank.
Everything. See it.
Demetrius is! Congratulations, Lady Hermia.
- kidding me? - And I do not think!
Well, guys, slam it all rock!
Choir? What are they, lohinu found?
So ... My goodness!
Good news?
Sorry, I just saw that I was playing Elena.
Fine.
Look, you too.
Yes. The servant of Theseus number three, no songs.
Congratulations, Miss Woods.
- Thank you very much. - The main role.
- I know. - We will make a super blockbuster!
I remember once the great Bobby DeNiro told me ...
Well, not me - I read it in the newspaper.
It was about big roles. Here is what he said: ..
... "If the Lord kissed you, ..
... it does not mean that you are alone kissed. "
So on Wednesday at the rehearsal.
You too.
Dr. Forrest-Oaks, I'm afraid I will not succeed.
Next week I have basketball - final matches.
I'll tell you what, Burke.
This is your theatrical debut.
I want you to take him seriously! I want you to give him half the power.
Only half of the power that I give.
To be or not to be - that is the question.
What were the times.
Now is also not bad.
On Wednesday - and no.
Like a bayonet!
Come on, Jessica. Are you in a coma? Come, come.
Skip the teacher. Thank.
Good. Fine.
Where are you going?
Landers!
So, the plot. Lysander loves Hermia, who loves Lysander, ..
... but her hand is given to Demetrius, whom in turn, adores the beautiful Elena.
God knows what, right? Just a crazy house.
Nicky Marks said wonderful once about fun ..
... it was at a cool party at Liza Minnelli.
Mr Landers. Glad to have visited us.
And thank you for not going to the shower. We will smell like roses.
The secret of the whole mess is that four of our lovers ...
... don't really control the fate of their love as they believe.
So how does anyone live in the forest?
- Fairies. - Fairies, fairies! Elves, elves!
More precisely - Titania, Oberon and Pak.
- Our little Steve. - Stephen.
Who subtly manipulate our heroes, forcing them to follow their own plan.
Elves and fairies whisper thoughts to the heroes which they will then consider their own.
Damn, Stephen's wings grew.
- Yes, and you have feathers sticking out of ass. - Enough, guys, flew.
My love! Tired of you wander but I confess that I lost my way.
Well, we begin.
They don't see us, but they will, as we say. Cretins
Hey dude there kent is framing to your chick. Fuck his ass.
- Demetrius. - What do you want?
What the devil? Out of place you are.
Go away or pay dearly because you have attacked mine.
- Ready. - What? Sword duels are not in the play.
Now will be.
Like this.
It is done.
Mr. Landers!
Do we have a coma?
Do you play Shakespeare? Call my sister?
- She helped me. - My sister?
- She does what she wants. “It doesn't matter, Burke, it's not about her.”
The fact is, you're chasing Alison. And sorry - all this crap!
See you.
Well, that's it. He must find someone. Quickly.
It can not be so sharply replaced by man close soul. Count on ...
My grandmother died dachshund. Until now, going crazy.
I'm not talking about anyone.
You still go shopping with dora lynn thisdom, huh?
Yes. The day before yesterday she threw half a class meat goulash.
Well, she is clumsy.
Thanks to Dore Lynn Dicky Burns flew down the neck to the street outhouse.
Dennis, we do not ask her build a house, right?
- What makes you think that she will agree? - Listen, this is your concern. Hooked up?
I'll take on Burke.
I saw Douro Lynn. The girl fell in love with you.
- No, don't mess up. - Why should I invent?
I give you a great opportunity Meet the cool chick.
You have never seen such a figure, such boobs, about the eyes and smile, I do not even speak.
Did you forget anything?
- Well, yes, she is a little clumsy. “She is a walking catastrophe!”
As soon as she appears, shit happens.
Specific shit.
She did not go to school for six years.
She lay in a coma.
“Burke, she's beautiful.” - Yes.
- With a figure. - Yes.
And it seems ready to lower the bar in the selection of a boyfriend.
The bottom line - I do not see why you do not take the risk.
Your turn to take the ball.
I will not take the ball. Take it yourself.
Hey, Dora Lynn!
Dora!
- I have one request to you. - Please? What kind of request?
Stew it out!
Burke, don't be nervous.
“I'm here because I wanted this.” - I, too.
We have never communicated with you.
I think because I talked all this time with alison.
And you have been all this time, in this ...
- Coma, yes? - Yes.
- Yes.
You know, Burke, ..
... the whole life is a complete update.
That I was afflicting unhappiness - already in the past.
I will live a new life and you will heal in a new way too.
I will leave. For a minute.
- I need... - pee?
Yes.
- Go. - Okay.
Waitress, can I have some more tea?
Boobs, wow!
Give an account!
I think about him, about my knight.
I would like to grab a fairy in the sky.
Ask her to help bewitch him,
To drown me in gifts and flowers.
Stop. Stop.
It's not very good.
I could lie, but make you worse because it is nonsense.
You must want.
I think about him, about my knight.
I would like to grab ... Grabbed Grabbed Grab her!
Clear? We will discuss later.
Tezey drives in. Attention, servants!
Unfamiliar rogue fucked the master's daughter.
This is a terrible scandal.
You must be shocked. In complete amazement. Show me the shock.
I asked for a shock, Mr. Landers, not debility
Oh my God! Begin, Del.
Call the hunters! Let them blow the horns!
Oh, Del ... Listen ... Tell me, if you hit enough.
- What? - What?
Lost?
No, actually I signed up in the work scene, and I ...
Workers scene? Then go there.
Okay.
My lord, I must surprise you greatly.
In a dream or in reality I came with Gerimei here.
We decided to leave Athens.
Wherever we can, away from Athens strict laws, marry.
- Be patient before the show, Wong. - Sorry, Sniper.
You know? I would ask: Hrenley you doing here.
But there is no need - if I had beat off the girl more cool guy, ..
... I probably would have done the same. But the role would play more.
You dropped the sword.
Sorry. I have an important match.
- We have a replacement. - Sorry, sir, did not have time.
Your happiness that I took a sedative!
We have a final next week, and your duty to the team - to play. March on the field!
Yes, sir!
Replacement. Instead Ros Wenders Burke Lenders comes out.
Pants lost!
Great ass!
I will leave.
Happy guys, bye.
Do not pay attention to me.
Sorry. I don't have a good piano at home.
Well, did you have anything interesting?
Yes. A date with a pyromaniac, show with a bare ass.
So. It's all about love, right?
Yes.
Play something.
Not.
- Come on, it was great. - I'm shy.
I love to write songs, but ...
What's the matter?
Well, you were on trial, Burke. Forrest Oats scolded my song.
Drop it.
I admire you leaving and sang her own AND...
And whatever they say, in my opinion it was a good song.
Thank.
And here is my song.
Upstart.
- Burke! - Hi, Felix.
How do you feel about half naked chicks?
- Tell, finally, where are we going? - I can only say ..
... that Dennis and I talked and decided that this is what you need.
We have a special guest today.
A young man who recently threw his old girlfriend.
See you soon, Casanova.
- What is it? - Today is crazy Monday.
You know what that means.
Tremble at sight on my wonderful forms!
Police! Show everyone identity cards! Show fast!
Sorry!
Someone put me down?
I ask you to!
Lord, Mother of God!
I will say you surprised us greatly, Burke.
Not every day we wake up a call from the police ...
... and report that our son has been swamped during a sex club raid.
Father is right.
- We discussed it with him. - And we want to tell you ...
That we are incredibly proud of you.
- What? - You have not lost the taste for life.
Most of the guys your age fall at the first blow to the heart.
But not you, mr. You immediately jumped up in the saddle. Rather, hung on suspenders.
Enough
Mom, Dad, I was arrested. Are you not at all angry with me?
For what? Sexual attraction - this is completely normal.
We just did not know that you are such a naughty man. Hey, who wants frozen yogurt?
I'm always for.
Although Burke probably wants to go home, jerk off.
Yogurt is better.
Is ready.
Good, Dennis.
- What? - Lift her up.
Ladies and gentlemen, imagine prisoner number 6943.
Bravo, Lenders, bravo.
You know, you turned out great in the photo.
Sniper, I would do the accent. You already You speak quite like Mary Poppins.
Listen, I don't know what you mean, but if I were you ...
- What? - Are you in cosmetics?
Well, everything!
Watch out, Landers. You do not know, how you play with fire.
I always carry nunchakis with me!
Peter Wong hurt!
Think Good, Wong - you are a singer, not a dancer.
I'll kill you, ugly, pretentious swine scoundrel!
This is my theater! My show!
Forest Oats is my best friend!
This is a bummer.
Yes, never seen a bone so popping through the skin.
Well, so what.
We are still wonderful except for the ambulance.
But Peter will walk again in a matter of days.
So, as the magnificent said Kevin Spacey, the show must go on.
The curtain will rise in just three days, ..
... and I look forward to volunteers, wanting to play lysander.
Drop your hand, little Steve!
- No, Sniper, you already have a role. - Yes I know.
“But I want to suggest someone.” - Ah!
It is very flattering. True. But I do not think that in my ...
... thirty-four I can somehow to be with youth
Actually, I wanted to offer burke landers.
Oh, this is a very interesting thought.
Other ideas? Less delusional. Drop your hand, little Steve!
Yes, it is green, so what? But demonstrates an enviable ...
...enthusiasm.
I agree.
- Do you agree. - Yes, I agree.
Jessica, order a pizza. We will hang around here for a long time.
And keep the ice on your front!
Without cold, everything will swell, and I need you.
Not really.
- How many swords do we have? - Seven.
Eight.
“I swear if Alison doesn't appreciate it ...” “What then?”
More boldly, I heard you read the dialogue - great.
- What about singing? - Music - sucks.
- Especially my song. - Try to rewrite it.
Forrest Oats will never allow.
Kelly, you are the best in this play. You know more about it than he does.
Yes, but you can't prove it to him.
Forrest oats gave me today the role of lysander. He is an idiot, Alison.
My name is Kelly.
- What did I say? - Alison.
- Can not be. - Maybe.
- Sorry. - Get ready for death.
Listen, don't play with it.
Take him away.
Kk ... Kelly ...
White eighteen year old guy penetrating wound of the left hand.
Sorry, Burke, I thought he was fake.
- What have I got there? - Do not, do not look.
- What, very bad, huh? - No, everything is fine.
Listen, Burke, the doctor will cure your hand, ..
... and I will help you to rehearse, and you will you be the best Lysander in the world?
And your wound is not at all terrible ... Oh my God!
No, it's still strange that on Thursday you dragged Kelly somewhere up to 1 5 minutes of the first.
On the contrary, this is Kelly - she helped me learn the role.
Okay, okay, look after her, man. And then these theater guys ...
They have a reputation for these ...
- Gomikov? - Exactly! But they only mow under them ...
I look after her.
When will your parents leave for television?
- Soon. Do not even think about it. - What?
Felix, I hear your brains are planning a party. Not.
See you guys later. I need to buy here ...
Why did he go to the music room?
I do not know. Buy ballet flats or other shit ..
... that only confirms my thought, buddy.
This guy needs a party to death.
- Enter. - Hello.
I know you are busy but to me just for one second.
Oh, Miss Woods, please come in.
Oh, nice hairpin.
I want to talk about my song.
A, Midnight Dreams.
I originally wrote this song for Miss Diana Ross.
Miss Ross, Miss Ross, I wrote for you. crazy song You'll like it!
Take your foot, man! Do not trample!
Miss Ross! Diana!
Unfortunately lawyers ...
... got down to business and shook, shook, shook, shook.
AND...
And he did not blink an eye - everything burst.
This is a wonderful song. I like to sing it.
And write to me.
I just wanted to ask Can I make a couple of changes?
Did you make a change?
Oh, the night is tedious, time is short.
I understood that you are right the song doesn't work.
I kindly want to ask you for a favor, miss woods
I want you to read and tell me what is written at the very bottom of this poster.
Do not bring food and drinks in the hall during the performance?
It says: "1 2 original songs Dr. Desmond Forrest-Oats. "
- This. - Yes, here it is.
I will say what is not written there. Not written - with the participation of Miss Vyschochka!
And it is not written - with the participation of Shakespeare.
Well, remember me the motive from Macbeth.
Will Shakespeare is a wonderful poet.
But to "Baccarat" him far.
“Sorry I'm late.” - Nothing, I'm doing sex here.
Chester!
We urgently, urgently find this dog girlfriend.
Well, how's the conversation with Forrest Oats?
More idiot than I thought.
- Well, maybe this will console you. - Present? Burke ...
First to the rehearsal, okay?
- Good. - Come on.
We have twenty-one hours to play. And I'm drowning in shit even deeper.
Listen, let's postpone the singing aside for a second.
We are working on the dialogue.
We stopped at that place where Theseus appeared and woke everyone up.
Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
So. The scene between you and Hermia.
- Imagine that I - Alison. Okay? - Come on.
- No matter how difficult it is. - Fine.
So Theseus orders: "Call the hunters."
And Hermia says, "I see exactly with different eyes .. "
... when doubles everything. "
I understood.
"I, sir, do not know what to answer."
In a dream or in reality I do not know myself.
She and I came here.
We decided to run from Athens there, ..
"... where it is possible, Athenian law is not afraid to marry. "
Then kiss ..
... I kiss Alison.
For sure.
But now...
Damn it! What?
Hey, give a palp from the hip at random - you are with Burke, right?
- Felix, where are you? - Here tusnyak!
Tell Burke to come in, here someone asked about him.
Quickly, run to your home.
Well, well ... I am satisfied. Better than I thought.
- Where is Felix? - Dude, take a deep breath, huh?
- And then, I'm afraid you hit enough. - I'll go look for him.
Remember that I will kill him.
Felix!
- Pretty woman from my play. “Have you seen my brother Felix?”
Pretty Elena is tense.
Pre-premier fever.
Or love longing for a common friend?
- You! - Burke, finally! Well, what can you say?
What will I say? What will I say ?!
What are you carrying?
I do not understand that you girls found in this unlearned clown?
May we go to the veranda and ...
- ... will you push me? - Damn, here is the Sniper.
- Listen, see you on the show. - What is going on with you?
Nothing. Just changing courtesies.
Felix, I'll figure it out.
No, this is a goat for you in leather pants - a big difference.
“You had better go.” - Come on.
Do you think I would change Alison?
You know better than me that only a cretin is capable of it.
Where do you have zhrachka? There? Thank.
Dudes, I do not understand, this punch is rotten or what?
Pieces are floating.
Hey.
- I thought, where have you gone? - We need to talk about the Sniper.
No no. You will not be more get me
Alison!
Sniper?
Alison!
Maggie!
Alison, I ... I'm guilty.
Go both of you ... to hell.
Where are you.
Sorry about this whole party.
- My brother is sometimes a complete shit. - Sometimes?
I’m seriously thinking of hitting my mom, where he hides porn.
This is a joke.
Kelly, why are you talking to me?
Do you really have nothing to do except ...
... wasting time on a miserable loser?
“Who called you that, Burke?” “Alison thinks so.”
Alison is an idiot.
I did absolutely everything for her.
She does not appreciate this.
I cant.
Kelly, I like you, but we can't.
Felix is ​​my friend, and you are his sister.
Fuck you.
Kelly, wait a second. You do not understand everything!
- What have you got? “Felix, not what you think.”
Do not go where it is not necessary!
Well well. I'm very glad, that we left early from the conference.
I do not remember a conversation about the party, Burke.
We could order a DJ.
When finished, put the furniture in place.
Mother, father. Reverend, daughter of Judy, just crap one's pants in our pool, ..
... do you want to order a DJ?
We are advanced ancestors!
We trust you.
You are parents. Oh my God, stop spoiling me!
- Poor Judy. - I'll take the net.
- It is very interesting to me. - There was nothing.
Kelly, I was there. He kissed you.
And I do not understand why this is. Burke is not himself now, but ...
Listen, I kissed him too.
And yes, he is not himself and loves another. And this is a problem.
But ... Felix is ​​my problem.
You know, it's not true if i say i'm happy about it.
But if Burke doesn't see, what a wonderful girl you are ..
... I can say that this is his problem.
Sleep
"Turn me on."
Hi, it's me, Burke.
I want to thank you for your help.
In the music room I was told that composers ...
... enjoy such things and I thought ..
... if the forrest oats song can bring to mind ..
... nobody will do this better than you.
Know that I believe in you, Kelly.
No fluff ...
Hey let's go one more time let mortals hold their noses.
The guy's roof will move away from that.
Now we will cheer you up Mr. melancholic.
Time to wake up. And I wind up.
And here in the forest, where the smell is intoxicating, ..
... with you, Lysander, we have a meeting.
Maybe it's time to dream of someone else?
Burke. You are my first boyfriend.
Nobody will replace you.
I'm more cool guy and beat off your little girl.
You were the most notable pair in school.
She's not your girlfriend anymore, Burke.
I will live a new life and you will heal in a new way too.
- Well, the roof has come down? - Yes, moves down with a crash!
Dr. Forrest-Oats! Brought costumes servants.
Glory to the Buddha.
And your wife called.
She said that she could not come for today's premiere.
Explained why?
I did not understand, her tongue stalled.
Sir, and another problem.
Del Malden Jr. is ill.
I dance with him! Heck!
Stop cursing, binduce!
Looks like he went through the last fresh fruit punch and will not be able to perform.
It still doesn't change anything because our whole production ...
... burning with a blue flame. Yes...
I would like to know: ..
... I can hope that any of you can replace the booze dancer?
Good. I will ask otherwise.
How many of you move your legs?
Pirouette? Turn? At least some body possession.
Well ... Sometimes Hibble Coach calling me "Dashing Feet".
Oh wow!
Wait a second. May be, better to go half a step before turning?
I will lead you.
I remembered when I watched from the backstage.
Wow!
Felix.
- Kelly, why aren't you preparing? - I'm getting ready. I'm on makeup.
Listen, do me a favor.
Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats. The submission begins.
Its end.
After that I will put on the streets.
Oh, long night, oh, long day!
Throw a coin a good man for all this crap!
Hey.
Break a leg.
Come on, Jessica, ..
... lift the curtain of the tragedy that I made from the best Shakespearean comedy.
- I pray for you, sir. - Thank.
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
In the plays it does not understand anything!
We will explain, and the stupid will understand -
Shakespeare is already dead, and we're all here!
The comedy was created by Shakespeare of bygone days.
About calf named Hermia and two sunken guys.
They asked: "Hermia, please be mine! "
But she only needs one.
And here the fairies intervened!
I love him, and I love her, and he wants a girlfriend!
Such a fairy clocked up - sullen laughter.
A dream in a summer night! A dream in a summer night!
A dream in a summer night!
Look, Elena.
Oh, my friend is wonderful.
Are I beautiful?
Oh, do not joke in vain.
Is Kelly really pretty?
After all, Hermii beauty captivates you.
Lucky girl ...
Come on!
I give it, man!
Ignite!
What a thrill to be fairies.
And fly through the woods.
Mortal over mortals
They are fun to fuck.
They twist love,
And it seems to be
But will end comedy -
After all, we intervene in the case!
Remember you mortals
You have no power.
Shakespeare wrote about it.
Once upon a time!
What a thrill to be fairies!
All power to fairies!
And nothing.
Not bad.
Soften rather, Hermia!
And you, Lysander, do not be a funny hindrance my undisputed rights.
Father is in love with you, Demetrius. Let Hermia love you.
Will you marry him?
- Shit. - Goat.
Obsokosok.
How do they play! Directly feel the tension.
For sure.
There is a girl - she does not love me.
But I should receive it.
Ask why she ruins my heart?
When you see the ideal, it is impossible not to love!
Hermia, you will love me.
Hermia, you will be mine.
Never in my life have I loved so much.
And only one I see you as my own.
- Bitch. - fagot.
Please love me.
- zadrot. - Bastard.
Sleep, sleep sweet sleep. I'm sneaking heal you in love with your flower.
Awake, look into her, the old happiness is inebriated.
The rise, the interval of twenty minutes.
Burke, Burke. I want to tell you something. Can we move away?
Yes.
Come on.
So...
- I would drink. - Yes.
Kaysha, you can't order it. Purely technically.
- Need a direct number. At eight hundred. - She orders a vibrator, right?
I called them once for advice.
True?
Yes, I had mandavoshki.
I brought them out.
Gentlemen, I ask for a favor.
In the fourth act in the first scene there will be some pyro effects.
Yes, on the wind crescendo.
Right. Here is this charge?
Not. This can blow up the city.
Clear.
In general, I wanted to ask Could you make it a bit ...
- ...earlier? - When will Mr. Landers be on stage?
I just want to scare him.
I will give you a signal by raising a sword like this.
Listen, this whole story with a Sniper ... Sorry for not believing you.
I'm sorry you had to understand in this way. Sorry.
I know that is not worthy ask you for nothing, but ...
... if you could fulfill one wish ...
I would like to,..
... so that everything becomes as before. Do you understand?
Let's be friends.
Yes of course.
And what will happen next,..
... let fate decide.
I don’t remember if I said that I have forty seven dollars?
Not bad.
I think, Mr. Scrumfeld, we understand each other.
Remember gentlemen when I'm raise my sword.
Hey guys, the music was cool.
But you know this song: "Midnight Dreams?"
“Yes, we call it Midnight Shit.” - Right, I'm talking about her.
Listen, there are changes.
Oh, this is something else.
In the spell of power enamored fell asleep.
But only from sleep Elena will awaken, she will have to fall in love with Dimitri.
Oh, the night is tedious, time is short.
And carry me away from yourself.
Send me a dream.
When I sleep, all fears are forgotten,
I dream him
And I'm flying over life soaring.
The lullaby is sung by the midnight nightingale.
Close my eyes faster
Send me a nap soon.
Jessica! Jessica!
I want to see him.
In a wonderful dream,
Caress the lovely features.
And kiss your face.
Cover him up.
Moonlight
Oh night, I beg you!
And maybe he will see a dream
In which I will be.
I lie under the clouds
A star is burning between them.
She whispers to me that love.
At a distance of sleep.
Call the hunters! Let the trumpet in these ... horns!
I, sir, do not know what to answer. In a dream or in reality ...
... we came with Hermia.
We decided to run away from Athens where it would be possible ..
... of Athenian law without fear of marrying.
But...
What?
But?
My Lord.
We slept, slept ...
Everyone knows this: Love is capricious ...
... and changes everything.
Although...
... miraculous soul soul with my forever woven.
Alas, we must say goodbye ...
In another to me ...
... had to fall in love.
Wait a second! Come on a second!
You can not do it this way!
You can not change the four hundred year literature.
I, too, thought up a rhyme!
Well, I can too.
On the fence wheel.
A brick crawls along the wall.
A fly is also a plane. Like this!
Stop yelling!
So, come on!
- Thank. - You are welcome.
What it is?
This is applause, sir.
Thank! Thank!
Thank!!!
My God, are you crying?
No, you just pressed the wound from the arrow.
Come on a little bit different.
You specifically flew into my hands, right?
- Not. - Come on.
- Well, maybe a little bit. - I knew it! You are a bitch.
I like it.
Wait here a second.
I'll be right back.
Well, you're with my sister, right?
- Hit me again, huh? - Not.
No, I'm not happy. Not.
But if she should have a boyfriend, ..
- ... I'm glad it's you. - Thank.
- Hey, Kelly. - Hey.
Hey, you're great today. Both are great. Cool wrapped.
- Thank. - Listen, I have to go.
- Oh, you are with Dora Lynn. - Yes.
- Are you not afraid of these? - Disaster, yes? Not. Not afraid.
I think Dora Lynn get rid of bad luck forever.
Felix is ​​with her! See you guys. Go somewhere, have a snack.
Bye, Burke.
It's ok. It cost.
He flew over the stage about five meters.
Took off beautifully like a beautiful spaceship.
- Dude, we burned his entire breadbasket. “We'll repeat tomorrow night.”
Well, how is my theatrical debut? What do you think?
You performed strongly in the last act.
Yes, on top.
I think we will have tomorrow repeat the same thing.
And then what will end?
Sing some popular song.
Better shoot me again with a crossbow.
- I thought he was fake. - Yes, suppose ...
the end